This week's Fontia adventure has left the halfling pretty sore.
For one, he acquired a scar and his advances were also resisted by a busty female knight.
Not so much of the physical pain (scars will increase the halfling's ultra smexiness), but the rejection! AH!!! and those nice jugs he missed out on fondling. AHH!!! And the glass eye has been taken by aforementioned hot mama. Who says one can't date taller and older women? PAH! The halfling will not accept that! Armed with his smutty thoughts, he will pursue the Lady Hermione until he gets what he wants. >_>
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SMSes are never reliable. Ambushed by Lady Hermione who disguised herself as Lady Lucida Sans, the group went into battle on Harold's Hill, along with five of her masked lackeys.
Troglodyte Orson was paralysed for most of the battle, and LaGrad became a tanker and was knocked out cold during battle @_@ Unfortunately, Lady Hermione ran away with the eyeball of names of suspects. Half dead and beat, the group retreated back to their base, while the halfling snooped around to the Chuch of Typo, where he found out the Peranakan Edessan woman had looted all the Typo relics -_-!
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Next week, free dice!
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